Saturday, March 30, 2013

30MAR2013 (Fuck YOU Rest Day)

Today was supposed to somewhat of a Rest day but then my heart exploded and I had to lift the world and also box this evening.

Afternoon
DB Flys:
10# 1 x 12
25# 1 x 12
35# 3 x 12

Incline Bench:
95# 1 x 5
135# 1 x 10
135# 1 x 8, 1 x 2
135# 1 x 6, 1 x 4

Weighted Dips (25#):
4 x 5

Close Grip Bench Press
45# 1 x 10
95# 3 x 10

DB Triceps Extensions
25# 3 x 10

20# DB Wrist Curls
50 reps each arm

Evening
Boxing
Introductory Punches - 5 minutes Orthodox
                                      3 minutes Southpaw
2 x 2 Minutes (Mitts)

Friday, March 29, 2013

29MAR2013 (Friday) and a Declaration.

Bench:
Warm Up
45# 1 x 10
95# 1 x 5
135# 1 x 5

Work
170# 3 x 5

Curls(40#):
1 x 11
1 x 10

Squat:
Warm Up
135# 1 x 5
185# 1 x 5

Work
225# 3 x 5

In addition, throughout the course of every day, to include rest days I will do the following exercises.

10 Chin Ups
5 HSPU
5 OAPU

60 seconds of
Front Lever Progression
Planche Progression

So I've been reading a lot of Chaos and Pain; which I highly recommend to anyone as it is sure way to stave off the disease of mediocrity that humanity has become rampantly afflcited with, but I digress. My readings on this blog, as well as my worthless contributions to this deployment and general hatred for most of humanity that I have gained over my exsistence have forced me to come to one conclusion but before going to that declaration let me go a little nerd on you.

My favorite characters of all time are Batman(DC Comics) and Vegeta(DragonballZ) both of whom are angry assholes set on bending their will and are dwarfed in power by a deuchy boy scout, Superman and Goku respectively. I don't like those two characters because they were born great, Superman gets power from a yellow sun and the writer of DBZ has a hard on for stupid characters who are just naturally stronger than everyone else despite not working nearly as hard, which is bullshit.

So with that in mind, we have Batman who is the peak of human physical fitness and is an olympic level athlete in all facets. Depending on what you read he trained from the death of his parents at age eight until he was in his mid 20's or for seven years at the age of 18. So for at least seven years Batman devoted himself to surpassing not only the average human but the strongest/fastest and most athletic humans on the planet... so he could go around at night breaking criminals limbs and causing aliens that can move planets to be afraid of him.

Vegeta is the prince of a bunch of aliens that were mercenaries and generally went around destroying entire planets. Not a bad gig until, not unlike Batman, some dick wipes out his Dad... and the majority of his race. Vegeta gets pissed and trains at 500 times earth gravity in the hope of reaching the mythical level of Super Saiyan. Once reaching that level he realizes that he can still become more powerful and to do that he must ascend.

Ascend:
1. to move, climb, or go upward; mount; rise: The airplane ascended into the clouds.

2. to slant upward.
3. to rise to a higher point, rank, or degree; proceed from an inferior to a superior degree or level:
4. to go toward the source or beginning; go back in time.
 
That's where I'm at now. I want to Ascend, I don't want to just be better than the next guy, I want to be able destroy everyone. There's no point in being average, there are literally billions of people who are average and when they die no one remembers their names... that just doesn't work for me.
 
It's not just strength however, being strong is all well and good and make no mistake I definitely need to be strong as shit, I need to become more intelligent and more informed. Again, I'm more intelligent than the average person but that's not enough anymore. If I want to ascend I'm going to have set goals for the expansion of my mind as well as my body and after reaching those goals, I'll need to push myself further to ascend even further, to the next level.
 
To Ascend to the next level:
 
Physical:
Bodyweight of 170lbs.
 
Strength
Press: 225 lbs.
Clean: 275 lbs.
Bench: 340 lbs.
Squat: 425 lbs.
Deadlift: 510 lbs.
 
Speed
1/4 Mile Sprint: 1 minute
1/2 Mile Sprint:  2:10 minutes
1 Mile: 5:40 Minutes
 
Body Control
Front Lever: 60 Seconds
Planche: 1 Push Up
 
Mental:
1 Language, Conversational
40 Books in a Year
Relearn College Algebra and Biology
 
I believe this is definitely attainable by this time next year (30MAR2013) and if it doesn't happen then I'm pretty sure I haven't committed enough of myself to the progression. There is no excuse for weakness except death.

27MAR2013 (Wednesday)

I didn't realize I hadn't posted Wendesday's workout:

Press:
130# 3 x 5

Weighted Chin Ups(25#):
1 x 7
1 x 6

Clean:
155# 3 x 3

Deadlift:
315# 1 x 5

I've decided not to do the Neck Harness until mine gets here because I strained it on Monday and it didn't go away til Thursday. I'm extremely happy with the progression of my Press, 3 months ago I couldn't lift 125# for a set of 5.

Monday, March 25, 2013

25MAR2013 (Monday)

I was going to do my ORM for Squat and Bench again this week but then I realized I was just wasting valuable training time. Anyway I'm not going waste it since I'll be doing ORM's on the 5th of April or a little later, that's time better spent training which I'll get to in a second. I changed up my program, I've completely left 5/3/1 despite excellent training gains because it was just getting to simple in the gym and I wasn't leaving everything on the Bench/Platforms like I'd like. I'll put up a current profile/stats that I was prior to 5/3/1 and where I am currently but first to the work.
 
Bench:
Warm Up
45# 1 x 10
95# 1 x 5
135# 1 x 5
 
Work
170# 3 x 5 (I didn't go for the extra reps on the last set like I should have but I'll make sure to do so on Friday).
 
Curls(40#):
1 x 12
1 x 10

Squat:
Warm Up
135# 1 x 5
185# 1 x 5

225# 3 x 5 (Same problem as Bench, I forgot to make the set a 5+).

Neck Harness(25#):
4 x 25

So all in all a good workout. Here's my profile pre 5/3/1:

Age: 25
Weight: 170#
RHR: 50-55 bpm
Height: 5' 11"

ORM
Bench:     205# 
Squat:      255#
Deadlift:  355#
Press:       155#
Clean:      N/A

BSD Total:  815#
PSD Total:  765#

225# Bench Rep Count: N/A

and my current lifting profile, after 3 months of 5/3/1:

Age: 25
Weight: 175#
RHR: 60-65 bpm
Height: 5' 11"

ORM
Bench:     255# 
Squat:      300#
Deadlift:  425#
Press:       175#
Clean:      185#

BSD Total:   980#
PSD Total:   900#

225# Bench Rep Count: 3

So my weight has gone up 5 lbs but in the last 3 months my Bench has increased by 50# (could be more but I'll see what I'm at on April 5th. My Squat has increased to 300#  a 45# increase but I believe I can hit 315# the next time; again just waiting til the 5th. My deadlift has seen the most improvement increasing by a staggering 70# over the last 3 months, I look forward to hitting 525# in the future but I believe 445# isn't out of the question on the 5th. My press has jumped up to 175# the smallest increase (only 20#) but one of the most rewarding seeing as I can now Press my bodyweight, something a lot of lifters have a problem doing. So the switch to the GSLP Program should continue to tear my body a new one and let me continue to see gains.

"What do I Fear?

I Fear stagnation and lack of progress.
I Fear never reaching my potential and being average.
I Fear being forgotten... the Past... Yesterday's news.
I Fear giving up and being passed by, going softly into that good night.
I Fear letting those I love down, letting myself down.
I fear settling, giving in to the 'That's just the way it is' mindset.
I Fear dying without leaving my mark.
I Fear not feeling these fears anymore and just floating along.
These Fear feed me, the nourish my drive.

I love my Fear."

Friday, March 22, 2013

22 MAR 2013 (Deadlift - ORM)

Deadlift:
Warm Up:
10 Air Squats
5 Pull Ups
135# 1 x 5 (Raw)
225# 1 x 3 (Raw)
315# 1 x 2 (Raw)

Work:
405# 1 x 1 (Belt)
425# 1 x 1 (Belt) PR!!!!

I actually felt really good about the 425#. I think I could get 445# but I'll wait til April 5th to try for that weight.

I'm going to try for 315# on Squat on Monday and Bench ORM on Wednesday. If I hit 315# on Squat then I'll only need 260# on Bench, although I still think I can get 275#.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

"Your goal in life should never be to do "as well", be "as good", or work "as hard" as any other person. Instead, you should be striving to overachieve at all times- this is how humanity has lurched forward even while monomaniacal assholes, religious zealots, and harbingers of economic doom wrought havoc on society at large. Measurement by a standard set by the average person leads only to mediocrity, socialism, venereal disease, and eventual burial in an unmarked grave. Transcendence of the human condition, however, leads to every extreme of which you could think- fame, infamy, riches, poverty, brilliance, insanity, super strength, and crippledness, but no matter what the goal, those people will be remembered for their efforts. It's hardly a matter of what other people are doing that drives you forward, as other people are inconsequential nothings, motes of dust, and a possible minor irritation in the quest to achieve greatness, whether that greatness come in the form of intellectual or physical pursuits."
-Chaos and Pain

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
- H. L. Mencken
 
"I'm going to blow the whole fucking planet up!"
-Me after failing to bench 275# like a bitch!

21MAR2013 (Bench ORM-Failure)

Bench:
Warm Up:
45# 1 x 10
135# 1 x 5
225# 1 x 1

Work:
275# 1 x 1 (Failure)
255# 1 x 1 (Failure)

Punishment:
185# 5 x 3
225# 1 x 1 (Failure

Overall just a bad day. My chest was still a little zapped from what I guess was Monday's workout but I don't know. My spotter didn't help lift the 275 until after it had spent a full 1-2 seconds on my neck and all that bitching doesn't mean shit since I didn't put up the fucking weight. I'm going to treat Bench like my new Squat and do it three times a week. I'm just so furious that I couldn't get 275# up. I'll have to redo the ORM sometime next week. So Deadlift tomorrow, Monday Squat and I guess I'll wait til next Friday to try for the ORM on Bench... Ridiculous.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

19FEB2013 (Tuesday-Squat ORM)

Squat:
Warm Up
135# 1 x 5

Work w/ Weight Belt
265# 1 x 1
285# 1 x 1
300# 1 x 1 PR!!!

Hanging Sit-Ups
2 x 10

Monday, March 18, 2013

18MAR2013 (Monday) Strict Press ORM

Clean:
135# 1 x 5

Press:
135# 1 x 1
175# 1 x 1 PR

Clean:
185# 1 x 1

40 Push Ups within 36 secs.

Saturday, March 16, 2013

15MAR2013 (Friday)

Overhead Squat:
115# 1 x 4
115# 2 x 5

Bench:
95# 1 x 5
115# 1 x 5
135# 1 x 5
170# 1 x 5
190# 1 x 3
225# 1 x 2

Superset:
Press (95#): 3 x 10
Curls (40#): 3 x 10

Couldn't get the third rep of 225 up yesterday for Bench and my Squat for the first set had be drop the weight on the fifth rep. Either way it was frustrating and I'm pretty sure it's because of rest habits, food and the steady wear on the body after a month at high weights. I'm going to kill my arms on the 16th and then take a five day rest to allow my body to repair completely and then hit the ORMs for Deadlift, Squat, Bench and Press...

"Sua Sponte" "Of their own accord"

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

13MAR2013 (Wednesday)

Squat:
Warm Up:
100# 1 x 5
125# 1 x 5
155# 1 x 5

Work:
190# 1 x 5
215# 1 x 3
255# 1 x 2

Deadlift:
315# 1 x 5

Dips:
3 x 10

Chin Ups:
3 x 10

Monday, March 11, 2013

11MAR2013 (Monday)

Clean/Push Press & Squat:
Warm Up:
100# 1 x 5
135# 1 x 5
155# 1 x 5

Press:
120# 1 x 5
135# 1 x 3
155# 1 x 2

Clean:
155# 1 x 3
175# 1 x 4

Bench:
135# 5 x 10

Curls:
40# 3 x 10

HSPU:
3 Reps

Abs:
GHD 3 x 10
(50#) L/R Standing Abdominal Raise 3 x 10

Friday, March 8, 2013

08 MAR 2013 (Friday)

Overhead Squat:
115# 3 x 5

Bench:
95# 1 x 5
115# 1 x 5
135# 1 x 5
155# 1 x 5
195# 1 x 3
225# 1 x 3 - PR!

Press:
95# 3 x 10

Chin Ups:
3 x 10

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

06 MAR 2013 (Wednesday)

Afternoon:
Squat:
100# 1 x 5
125# 1 x 5
150# 1 x 5
190# 1 x 5
215# 1 x 3
255# 1 x 2

Deadlift:
315# 1 x 5

Dips: 3 x 10

Curls:
35# 3 x 10

Joints felt bad and random muscles hurt. I think this is a result of the last 4 days with almost no break and that I did this workout only 3 days ago. If I feel this bad next week though I may have to re-examine this workout schedule. Anyway this is the afternoon. Tonight's the 2 mile Run.

Evening:
.57 miles @ 6,000 ft.
.40 miles @ 3,000 ft.

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

04 MAR 2013 (Monday)

Clean - Push Press - Squat:
115# 1 x 5
135# 1 x 5
155# 1 x 5

Clean - Press:
65# 1 x 5
80# 1 x 5
95# 1 x 5
120# 1 x 5
135# 1 x 3
155# 1 x 1

Clean:
150# 1 x 3
175# 1 x 2

Bench:
135# 5 x 10

Curls:
35# 3 x 10

Sunday, March 3, 2013

03 MAR 2013 (Sunday)

Squat:
100# 1 x 5
135# 1 x 5
150# 1 x 5
190# 1 x 5
215# 1 x 3
255# 1 x 2

Deadlift
315# 1 x 5

Curls:
35# 3 x 10


The program has changed up. I stuck with 5/3/1 and got great gains but my Squat didn't improve like I'd like so I'm going to squat 3 times a week. This program will be a little more intensive overall so I'm only going to be working out 3 times a week... not including the Yoga, Running and Boxing training. It's time to take it to the next level. SF is the goal, time to get there.

"I will be better than I was yesterday."

28 FEB 2013 (Thursday)

Bench:
95# 1 x5
115# 1 x 5
135# 1 x 5
170# 1 x 5
195# 1 x 3
225# 2 x 1

Overhead Squat (115#): 5 x 2

Superset
Chin Ups: 3 x 10
GHD: 3 x 10
Standing Side Crunches (55#): 3 x 10

Abdominal Work

26 FEB 2013 (Tuesday)

I've been gone, still working out just not posting. Anyway here's the 3 days worth of updates. Also I sprained my shoulder and took a week off.

Clean and Press:
65# 1 x 5
90# 1 x 5
95# 1 x 5
120# 1 x 5
135# 1 x 3
155# 1 x 1

Clean:
175# 1 x 3


Bench
135# 5 x 10

Curl
35# 3 x 10